Person A: What, so all I have to do is focus really hard, and I can stop being gay?
Person B: If you pray hard enough and trust in God, yes.
Person A: So if you focused really hard, could you become gay?
Person B: Why would I want to do that?
Person A: For the sake of argument let’s imagine you do.
Person B: But why would anyone want to just be gay, just like that?
Person A: imagining you do…
Person B: But I wouldn’t ever want to.
Person A: Okay, so we’ve got a lack of imagination here.
Person B: You just need to believe that your life could be completely different than it is now.
Person A: But I wouldn’t ever want to.
(Lindsey scurries to make notes to write this into a novel someday.)